May 20, 2010

Hey Tim, it’s, Joan all my furniture and I was out of my westwood place and I was actually cleetus basement, garage, which is amazing and about my G, V in the house. So of. Hopefully I don’t know if I’ll be all set it up on my cell but will be able to set it up once you get back to her. Sort of. There should be the latch think that. Anyway, I hope you having a good day. Talk to you later. Love you. Bye bye.

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April 7, 2010

So if you here. X. Matt, I did my wallet and I need you to resurgence in pain. So please do call me back with test of that. So I need you in a lot. Goodbye.

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February 27, 2010

Hi Michael Moore sent called the customer because coming at home and it’s gonna be in the me at the tickets to Italy up to or not. Tomato 49 about fees.

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January 26, 2010

Hi Zach It’s. PTA painted pocket. Peter just calling to see how you’re doing. I love you I miss you man. I believe it. Press 9 but call me okay. That and

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August 3, 2009
“ It found that searchers on social networking sites don’t necessarily follow the same search patterns as they would if they were using a traditional search engine, such as Google, Bing or Yahoo.

Eye Tracking Shows SocNets Change Search Rules - MarketingVOX

I for one am shocked, I would have expected users to use the exact same search patterns.  I mean search engines and Social Media are so similiar.

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July 31, 2009
“ Older men with arthritis and hearing aids have the highest risk of being injured by livestock, the report says, probably because they don’t hear the animals charging and can’t move fast enough to get out of the way.

Dangerous Cows - TierneyLab Blog - NYTimes.com

Seriously why don’t we state the obvious one more time.

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May 19, 2009

The online monies are not robust enough to trade competitively against real-world currencies, but people underestimate the large amount of cash that is transferred from the real world into virtual currencies, said Edward Castronova, a professor of telecommunications at Indiana University. - CNN


CNN tries hard to make online currencies newsworthy.  The Photoshopped image they use is worth the stop by itself.

Dear CNN:  Online currencies are like tokens at the arcade, people pay money because they have no choice.

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May 18, 2009

“The machines “detect both metallic and nonmetallic threat items to keep passengers safe,” said Kristin Lee, spokeswoman for TSA, in a written statement. “It is proven technology, and we are highly confident in its detection capability.” - CNN

When asked about a group worried about the invasive nature of it’s new scanners, the TSA reassures another group worried about security.

Dear Ms. Lee:  The question was whether your scanner reveals passengers private parts.

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“Kobe versus LeBron. LeBron versus Kobe. Just light the match by saying those names, stand back and watch the flames grow. No gasoline needed.” - John Hollinger

John Hollinger spends 1800 words debating whether Kobe or Lebron James is better and concludes by saying it’s too early in Lebron’s career to tell.

Dear Mr. Hollinger:  If you want to avoid a controversial topic, don’t bother writing about the topic.

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